I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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