The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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