the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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