remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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