I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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