guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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