Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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