Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
