You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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