This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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