My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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