everyone is single if you try hard enough
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i was in the wii world.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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