ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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