I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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