I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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