a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
