At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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