So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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