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(647): View more from Ontario

Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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(647): Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream. http://tfl.nu/6zy9

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(517): View more from Michigan

every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

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(517): every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot http://tfl.nu/9euo

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(801): View more from Utah

Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.

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(801): Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room. http://tfl.nu/l3xg

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

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(704): I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers. http://tfl.nu/zryg

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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(405): Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times http://tfl.nu/skpm

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(702): View more from Nevada

If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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(702): If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy??? http://tfl.nu/4rkp

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.

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(978): As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine. http://tfl.nu/djyf

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(281): View more from Texas

I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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(281): I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard. http://tfl.nu/jw0e

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?

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(513): Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far? http://tfl.nu/e2iz

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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(603): A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you. http://tfl.nu/2hjp

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(509): View more from Washington

idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.

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(509): idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow. http://tfl.nu/e8dm

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(801): View more from Utah

There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.

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(801): There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume. http://tfl.nu/bk3r

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(352): View more from Florida

Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it

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(352): Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it http://tfl.nu/3d88

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(928): View more from Arizona

It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.

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(928): It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner. http://tfl.nu/2dny

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(734): View more from Michigan

If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do

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(734): If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do http://tfl.nu/wpum

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