Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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