my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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