is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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