What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
