Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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