Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
