This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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