I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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