After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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