Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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