He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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