Your dad touched me again.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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