I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
its not stalking. its research.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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