I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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