I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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