I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
