a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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