I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Randomize
