Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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