You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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