i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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