Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
