the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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