i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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