how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize