i think i have herpe
just one?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
third nipple confirmed
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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