I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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