Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
These tits shall not be calmed
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