He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just pee around me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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