Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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