In the future we'll all be gay
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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