yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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