i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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