Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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