life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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and she was petting her beer can
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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